Quotes by Doug Horton

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If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
Smile, it's free therapy.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Growing old is not growing up.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
Money is good, love is wealth.
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
There is no bad in good.
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
To awake from death is to die in peace.
Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Death is the final wake-up call.
Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Strong words are required for weak principles.
If food were free, why work?