Jack Handey is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
(1949 - )
On the other hand you have different fingers
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