Quotes by Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard (October 20, 1946 - March 20, 1994) was an American writer and humorist, famous for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the U.S. Southern states. Although he spent the first half of his life as a newspaper ...

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.