Quotes by Marty Feldman

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Martin Alan "Marty" Feldman (July 8, 1934 December 2, 1982) was a writer, comedian and film and television actor in the UK, famous for his bulging eyes, which were the result of a thyroid condition.

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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Money can't buy poverty.