Quotes by Evan Esar

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Evan Esar (1899-1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary 1943 and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." more

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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.