Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
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