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Phyllis Diller.
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." Diller, Phyllis on work 3 fans of this quote
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Diller, Phyllis on work 3 fans of this quote
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." Diller, Phyllis on humor 3 fans of this quote
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."
Diller, Phyllis on humor 3 fans of this quote
"Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight." Diller, Phyllis on anger 8 fans of this quote
"Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight."
Diller, Phyllis on anger 8 fans of this quote
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." Diller, Phyllis on marriage 4 fans of this quote
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
Diller, Phyllis on marriage 4 fans of this quote
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." Diller, Phyllis on smile 4 fans of this quote
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Diller, Phyllis on smile 4 fans of this quote
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?" Diller, Phyllis on words
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Diller, Phyllis on words
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." Diller, Phyllis on children
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Diller, Phyllis on children
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Quotes by Diller, Phyllis
