Quotes by Dane, Frank

"Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."

Dane, Frank on elections   

"It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you."

Dane, Frank on enemies
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"Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately."

Dane, Frank on greatness   

"Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does."

Dane, Frank on home
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"Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow."

Dane, Frank on ignorance   

"Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector."

Dane, Frank on inflation   

"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."

Dane, Frank on jokes and jokers   

"A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own."

Dane, Frank on liberals   

"The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet."

Dane, Frank on love
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"A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable."

Dane, Frank on morality   

"A man who calls bullshit fertilizer."

Dane, Frank on optimism   

"Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined."

Dane, Frank on politics   

"The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements."

Dane, Frank on politics   

"Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone."

Dane, Frank on sin   

"The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected."

Dane, Frank on books - reading   

"Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel."

Dane, Frank on business
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"Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial."

Dane, Frank on time   

"Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins."

Dane, Frank on winners and winning   

"Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]"

Dane, Frank on life   

"A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal."

Dane, Frank on conservatives