Quotes by Frank Dane

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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]

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