Quotes by Bill Cosby

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William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., Ed.D. (born July 12, 1937) is an American actor, comedian, television producer, and activist.

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Old is always 15 years from now.
Human beings are the only creatures who allow their children to come back home.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.