A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.
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