John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 January 23, 2005) was an American actor, comedian and writer best known for his iconic status as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs over two hundred dollars.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesnâ€™t grow up can be vice president.
May all your genes be recessive!
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