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John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 January 23, 2005) was an American actor, comedian and writer best known for his iconic status as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready?

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
May all your genes be recessive!
Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and “Storms suck!