Quotes by Art Buchwald

How do you feel today?    I feel ...

Arthur "Art" Buchwald (born October 20, 1925) is an American humorist best known for his long-running column in The Washington Post newspaper, which concentrates on political satire and commentary. He received the Pulitzer Prize ... more

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The best things in life aren't things.

The best things in life aren't things.
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Now, I could have said something very profound today, but you would have forgotten it in ten minutes; so I chose to give this kind of speech instead so that in twenty years from now when your children ask you what you did on graduation day, you can proudly say, "I laughed."