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"I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres." - DeGeneres, Ellen
<blockquote><a href="http://quotationsbook.com/quote/7104/">I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.</a></blockquote><br> <a href="http://quotationsbook.com/quotes/author/1948/">DeGeneres, Ellen</a> on <a href="http://quotationsbook.com/quotes/tag/comedy_and_comedians/">comedy and comedians</a><br> Quote from <a href="http://quotationsbook.com">Quotations Book</a>
