I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
Jack Benny (born Benjamin Kubelsky, February 14, 1894 December 26, 1974), an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor, was arguably the biggest star in classic American radio and was also a major television attraction.
Author of seven books
I'm male, say nothing
I'm female, say nothing