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The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said, “If you’ll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you’ve been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.”

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Source Notes: “A Fine How-Do-Ya-Do,” 1985

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