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New Year’s Eve, when old acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, the tests come back positive.

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Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American comedian of Italian and Scottish extraction who is best known as the host of the long-running NBC television variety and talk show The Tonight Show. He also owns the production company which co-produces The Tonight Show called Big Dog Productions.

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