All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.
Saul Bellow (June 10, 1915 April 5, 2005), was an acclaimed Canadian-born American Jewish writer. He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1976 and the National Medal of Arts in 1988 .
I'm male, single
I'm female, say nothing
I'm male, say nothing