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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

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Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the line "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme.

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I'm male, single

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I'm female, say nothing

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I'm female, say nothing