If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 January 23, 2005) was an American actor, comedian and writer best known for his iconic status as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
I'm male, say nothing
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch ...
Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you.
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Live and work but do not forget to play, to have fun in life and really enjoy it.
God doesn't give people talents that he doesn't want people to use.
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