If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Source Notes: Jokes, Getlen
John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 January 23, 2005) was an American actor, comedian and writer best known for his iconic status as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
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Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you.
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.
An executive is a man who decides; sometimes he decides right, but always he decides.
It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things.
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