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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

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Matthew Abram Groening (born February 15, 1954 in Portland, Oregon) is an Emmy-winning American cartoonist and the creator of the American animated television series The Simpsons and Futurama, as well as the comic strip Life in Hell. He currently serves as a creative consultant for The Simpsons, a position he has held for over seventeen years since the show's inception in 1989.

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