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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 January 23, 2005) was an American actor, comedian and writer best known for his iconic status as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

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