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...berry, And to its leaf so green; And here's to the lips that are just as red, And the fellow who's not so green.
There was a young sailor of Lyd, Who loved a fair Japanese kid; When it came to good-bye, They were eager but shy, So they put up a sunshade and--did.
There once was a maiden of Siam, Who said to her lover, young Kiam, "If you kiss me, of course You will have to use force, But God knows you're stronger than I am."
Lord!I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.--_Swift_.
_See also_ Courtship; Servants.
A physician was driving through a village when he saw a man amusing a crowd with the antics of his trick dog. The doctor pulled up and said: "My dear man, how do you manage to train your dog that way? I can't teach mine a single trick."
The man glanced up with a simple rustic look and replied: "Well, you see, it's this way; you have to know more'n the dog or you can't learn him nothin'."
With knowledge and love... Swift, Jonathan
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