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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.

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Source Notes: Following the Equator, 1897

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was a famous and popular American humorist, novelist, writer and lecturer.

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