There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
William "Bill" McGuire Bryson (born December 8,1951) is a best-selling American-born British author of humorous books on travel, as well as books on the English language and on scientific subjects. He has lived for most of his adult life in the United Kingdom.
I'm male, say nothing
Stay at home housewife