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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was a famous and popular American humorist, novelist, writer and lecturer.

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