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Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.
I have not failed. I've just found 10, 000 ways that won't work.
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
The first thing a great person does, is make us realize the insignificance of circumstance.
Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
Good is not good, when better is expected.
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late
A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
Manana is often the busiest day of the week.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.
Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
Time is the scarcest resource of the manager; If it is not managed, nothing else can be managed
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one is to blame.
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
Our goal, simply stated, is to be the best.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
We wish to be happier than other people; and this is difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.
When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else; and for everything you gain, you lose something else.
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
Well done, is better than well said.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Failures are divided into two classes -- those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
Your goal should be out of reach but not out of sight.
When people are bored it is primarily with themselves.
It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.
Whoever said, It's not whether you win or lose that counts, probably lost.
This organization is created to prevent you from going to hell. It isn't created to take you to heaven.
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.
A woman is a branchy tree and man a singing wind; and from her branches carelessly he takes what he can find.
Work is man's most natural form of relaxation.
We have no problems, only situations. Not all problems have solutions, but all situations have outcomes.
The job can't be finished only improved to please the customer.
I agree with no one's opinion. I have some of my own.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

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