"If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice."

Gobel, George on Invention and Inventor
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"only the dead have seen the end of war plato 347 b c"

Plato on dead
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

Carson, Johnny on Life and Living
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"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."

Carson, Johnny on Money
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"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready?"

Carson, Johnny on Opportunity
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."

Marx, Groucho on Faces
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"There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked."

Marx, Groucho on Honesty
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"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

Marx, Groucho on People
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Marx, Groucho on Weddings
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