pfgauld - Feed Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[They sicken at the calm that know the storm.]]> <![CDATA[Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.]]> <![CDATA[Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.]]> <![CDATA[All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.]]> <![CDATA[She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.]]> <![CDATA[Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)]]> <![CDATA[Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.]]> <![CDATA[He [Robert Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.]]> <![CDATA[Scratch a lover, and find a foe.]]> <![CDATA[Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts away.]]> <![CDATA[I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.]]> <![CDATA[You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.]]> <![CDATA[Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.]]> <![CDATA[I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.]]> <![CDATA[Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.]]> <![CDATA[The two most beautiful words in the English language are: Check Enclosed.]]>