bigalex - Feed Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes -- until I met a man who had no feet.]]> <![CDATA[Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.]]> <![CDATA[Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.]]> <![CDATA[A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.]]> <![CDATA[I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.]]> <![CDATA[In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.]]> <![CDATA[Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.]]> <![CDATA[To stop smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know; I've done it a thousand times.]]> <![CDATA[If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.]]> <![CDATA[The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.]]> <![CDATA[Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.]]> <![CDATA[It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.]]> <![CDATA[When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. So we were often angry at each other.]]>