bigalex - Feed http://quotationsbook.com/ Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes -- until I met a man who had no feet.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/7623/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/7623/ <![CDATA[Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/43056/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/43056/ <![CDATA[Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/23104/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/23104/ <![CDATA[A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22269/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22269/ <![CDATA[I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/20317/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/20317/ <![CDATA[In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/20215/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/20215/ <![CDATA[Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/19749/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/19749/ <![CDATA[To stop smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know; I've done it a thousand times.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18212/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18212/ <![CDATA[If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/17829/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/17829/ <![CDATA[The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1734/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1734/ <![CDATA[Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1733/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1733/ <![CDATA[It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15428/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15428/ <![CDATA[When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. So we were often angry at each other.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/2478/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/2478/