augusta - Feed Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.]]> <![CDATA[We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.]]> <![CDATA[We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying to be happy ourselves.]]> <![CDATA[In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!]]> <![CDATA[There is a remedy for everything; it is called death.]]> <![CDATA[Death always comes too early or too late.]]> <![CDATA[Life is a dream walking death is a going home.]]> <![CDATA[None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.]]> <![CDATA[Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.]]> <![CDATA[There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.]]> <![CDATA[A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.]]> <![CDATA[The racism, the sexism, I never let it be my problem, it's their problem. If I see a door comin' my way, I'm knockin' it down. And if I can't knock down the door, I'm sliding through the window. I'll never let it stop me from what I wanna do.]]> <![CDATA[Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.]]> <![CDATA[The true Republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.]]> <![CDATA[Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.]]> <![CDATA[Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much.]]> <![CDATA[We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.]]> <![CDATA[The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.]]> <![CDATA[I have nothing to declare except my genius.]]> <![CDATA[Ambition is the last refuge of failure.]]> <![CDATA[We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.]]> <![CDATA[There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.]]> <![CDATA[Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.]]> <![CDATA[Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.]]> <![CDATA[Life is just a dirty four-letter word: W-O-R-K.]]> <![CDATA[The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.]]> <![CDATA[Youth has become a class.]]> <![CDATA[Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.]]> <![CDATA[I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.]]> <![CDATA[I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.]]> <![CDATA[I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.]]> <![CDATA[If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.]]> <![CDATA[Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they left things.]]> <![CDATA[My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.]]> <![CDATA[Marriage is the death of hope.]]> <![CDATA[I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.]]> <![CDATA[What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.]]> <![CDATA[In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.]]> <![CDATA[Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.]]> <![CDATA[Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.]]> <![CDATA[One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too.]]> <![CDATA[There are no facts, only interpretations.]]> <![CDATA[Fear is the mother of morality.]]> <![CDATA[If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple.]]> <![CDATA[New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.]]> <![CDATA[If you're not in New York, you're camping out.]]> <![CDATA[The anarchist and the Christian have a common origin.]]> <![CDATA[We are franker towards others than towards ourselves.]]> <![CDATA[Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness.]]> <![CDATA[One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.]]> <![CDATA[Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.]]> <![CDATA[She is absolutely inadmissible into society. Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit.]]> <![CDATA[Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is usually Judas who writes the biography.]]> <![CDATA[Despotism is unjust to everybody, including the despot, who was probably made for better things.]]> <![CDATA[Alas, I am dying beyond my means.]]> <![CDATA[One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything except a good reputation.]]> <![CDATA[The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence.]]> <![CDATA[Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.]]> <![CDATA[A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.]]> <![CDATA[Where there is no extravagance there is no love, and where there is no love there is no understanding.]]> <![CDATA[We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible.]]> <![CDATA[Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.]]> <![CDATA[I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.]]> <![CDATA[Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.]]> <![CDATA[No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.]]> <![CDATA[A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.]]> <![CDATA[The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.]]>