Vaspin - Feed Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.]]> <![CDATA[Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.]]> <![CDATA[Sex is a short cut to everything.]]> <![CDATA[Sex is like money; only too much is enough.]]> <![CDATA[Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.]]> <![CDATA[A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.]]> <![CDATA[Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.]]> <![CDATA[There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.]]> <![CDATA[It seemed that each time we would become proficient at a given task there would be a change made for no apparent reason. It sometimes appeared that changes were made simply because sufficient time had elapsed since the last change. And then our efforts would begin again from the beginning.]]> <![CDATA[God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.]]> <![CDATA[Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.]]> <![CDATA[If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.]]> <![CDATA[Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.]]> <![CDATA[Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.]]> <![CDATA[Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense.]]> <![CDATA[If you never change your mind, why have one?]]> <![CDATA[The foolish and the dead never change their opinions.]]> <![CDATA[Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does.]]> <![CDATA[Nothing is lasting but change; nothing perpetual but death.]]> <![CDATA[Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.]]> <![CDATA[We must become the change we want to see.]]> <![CDATA[All change is not growth; all movement is not forward.]]> <![CDATA[Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.]]> <![CDATA[When you're through changing, you're through.]]> <![CDATA[A hero is someone right who doesn't change.]]> <![CDATA[The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves.]]> <![CDATA[It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.]]> <![CDATA[Two basic rules of life: 1. Change is Inevitable 2. Everyone Resists Change. Remember this: When you are through changing... you're through.]]> <![CDATA[Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.]]> <![CDATA[A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.]]> <![CDATA[Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage -- the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.]]> <![CDATA[Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.]]> <![CDATA[The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.]]> <![CDATA[History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is immortal.]]> <![CDATA[If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.]]> <![CDATA[When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.]]> <![CDATA[Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.]]> <![CDATA[Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.]]> <![CDATA[There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!]]> <![CDATA[The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.]]> <![CDATA[We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.]]> <![CDATA[It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.]]> <![CDATA[Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.]]> <![CDATA[There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.]]> <![CDATA[The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.]]> <![CDATA[There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.]]> <![CDATA[Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.]]> <![CDATA[Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.]]> <![CDATA[Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.]]> <![CDATA[A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.]]> <![CDATA[When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.]]>