JoyLynn - Feed Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.]]> <![CDATA[Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.]]> <![CDATA[Thankfulness is the beginning of gratitude. Gratitude is the completion of thankfulness. Thankfulness may consist merely of words. Gratitude is shown in acts.]]> <![CDATA[You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.]]> <![CDATA[A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.]]> <![CDATA[For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.]]> <![CDATA[All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.]]> <![CDATA[If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.]]> <![CDATA[There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.]]> <![CDATA[Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.]]> <![CDATA[The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.]]> <![CDATA[Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.]]> <![CDATA[It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.]]> <![CDATA[Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.]]> <![CDATA[When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.]]> <![CDATA[In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.]]> <![CDATA[The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.]]> <![CDATA[The human race has but one really affective weapon, and that is laughter.]]> <![CDATA[Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.]]> <![CDATA[Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.]]> <![CDATA[Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.]]> <![CDATA[Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.]]> <![CDATA[When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.]]> <![CDATA[Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can never have their hearts but by giving his own.]]> <![CDATA[If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.]]> <![CDATA[Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.]]> <![CDATA[Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.]]> <![CDATA[I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.]]> <![CDATA[Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.]]> <![CDATA[The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.]]> <![CDATA[There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!]]> <![CDATA[Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.]]> <![CDATA[I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. [About a politician who had recently died]]]> <![CDATA[Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.]]> <![CDATA[Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.]]> <![CDATA[Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.]]> <![CDATA[It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.]]> <![CDATA[I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.]]> <![CDATA[I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.]]> <![CDATA[Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.]]> <![CDATA[Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.]]> <![CDATA[People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.]]> <![CDATA[A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.]]>