JoyLynn - Feed http://quotationsbook.com/ Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21662/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21662/ <![CDATA[Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/33775/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/33775/ <![CDATA[Thankfulness is the beginning of gratitude. Gratitude is the completion of thankfulness. Thankfulness may consist merely of words. Gratitude is shown in acts.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/2780/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/2780/ <![CDATA[You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/420/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/420/ <![CDATA[A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/426/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/426/ <![CDATA[For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/434/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/434/ <![CDATA[All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/435/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/435/ <![CDATA[If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/17829/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/17829/ <![CDATA[There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18559/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18559/ <![CDATA[Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18752/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18752/ <![CDATA[The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18753/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18753/ <![CDATA[Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18902/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/18902/ <![CDATA[It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/19403/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/19403/ <![CDATA[Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21110/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21110/ <![CDATA[When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21111/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21111/ <![CDATA[In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21728/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/21728/ <![CDATA[The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22267/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22267/ <![CDATA[The human race has but one really affective weapon, and that is laughter.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22551/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22551/ <![CDATA[Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22552/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22552/ <![CDATA[Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22553/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/22553/ <![CDATA[Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27679/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27679/ <![CDATA[Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/2003/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/2003/ <![CDATA[When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1735/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1735/ <![CDATA[Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can never have their hearts but by giving his own.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/16398/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/16398/ <![CDATA[If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27685/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27685/ <![CDATA[Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27690/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27690/ <![CDATA[Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/10097/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/10097/ <![CDATA[I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/10662/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/10662/ <![CDATA[Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12034/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12034/ <![CDATA[The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12514/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12514/ <![CDATA[There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12979/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12979/ <![CDATA[Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/13666/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/13666/ <![CDATA[I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. [About a politician who had recently died]]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/16464/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/16464/ <![CDATA[Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/16327/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/16327/ <![CDATA[Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15555/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15555/ <![CDATA[Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15554/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15554/ <![CDATA[It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15428/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15428/ <![CDATA[I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15427/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/15427/ <![CDATA[I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12033/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/12033/ <![CDATA[Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1634/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/1634/ <![CDATA[Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/41315/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/41315/ <![CDATA[People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/40979/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/40979/ <![CDATA[A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.]]> http://quotationsbook.com/quote/11324/ http://quotationsbook.com/quote/11324/