Andruin - Feed Quotations Book Search <![CDATA[Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.]]> <![CDATA[In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.]]> <![CDATA[Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.]]> <![CDATA[What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.]]> <![CDATA[A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.]]> <![CDATA[At any street corner the feeling of absurdity can strike any man in the face.]]>