"Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable."

Allen, Woody on life
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

Allen, Woody on illusion
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"When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband!"

Alexander, Shana on marriage   

"The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous."

Alexander, Shana on excellence
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"Give and Take... For to the bee a flower is a fountain if life And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love And to both, bee and flower, the giving and the receiving is a need and an ecstasy. - Kahlil Gibran "

Gibran, Kahlil on flowers
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"I've never been an intellectual but I have this look."

Allen, Woody on intelligence and intellectuals
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"A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires."

Allen, Woody on sex
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"Although the time of death is approaching me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell or (what would be considerably worse) going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism."

Asimov, Isaac on atheism
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"Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their reputation or social standards never can bring about reform. Those who are really in earnest are willing to be anything or nothing in the world's estimation, and publicly and privately, in season and out, avow their sympathies with despised ideas and their advocates, and bear the consequences."

Anthony, Susan B. on reform   

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."

Anthony, Susan B. on atheism
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"We are all dying. Every single day that we are alive!"

Anderson, Gillian on death   

"In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes."

Ashley, Elizabeth on love
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

Allen, Woody on love
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"Real love stories never have endings."

Bach, Richard on love
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"Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated."

Lamartine, Alphonse De on love
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"The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along."

Rumi, Jalal ad-Din on love
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"If I know what love is, it is because of you."

Hesse, Hermann on love
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"Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find."

Shakespeare, William on friends and friendship
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"Friendship is constant in all other things, Save in the office and affairs of love."

Shakespeare, William on friends and friendship
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"He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo."

Shakespeare, William on kisses and kissing
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"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; They kill us for their sport."

Shakespeare, William on death
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"Life It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing."

Shakespeare, William on life
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"I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want."

Twain, Mark on desire
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"Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."

Twain, Mark on friends and friendship
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

Twain, Mark on gratitude
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"History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is immortal."

Twain, Mark on history and historians
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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

Twain, Mark on health
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"The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

Twain, Mark on health
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"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."

Twain, Mark on humor   

"A crank is someone with a new idea -- until it catches on."

Twain, Mark on ideas   

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up."

Twain, Mark on indecision
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"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."

Twain, Mark on death
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