"You grow up on the day you have your first real laugh at, yourself."

Barrymore, Ethel on laughter
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"Children need guidance and sympathy far more than instruction."

Sullivan, Anne on parents and parenting   

"I want to be great, something special."

Leonard, Sugar Ray on greatness   

"Education is a social process. Education is growth. Education is, not a preparation for life; education is life itself."

Dewey, John on education
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"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain."

Mull, Martin on family   

"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."

Shaw, George Bernard on quotations
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"It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

Caulfield, Holden on humankind
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

Ustinov, Peter on humor
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"You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious!"

Broude, Franklyn on ask
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"The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has"

Ashley-Pitt, Alan on crowds
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"The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh."

Bodett, Tom on laughter
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"We don't laugh because we're happy -- we're happy because we laugh."

James, William on laughter
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"Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it."

Hulbert, Harold on children
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