"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

Allen, Woody on love
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"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."

Allen, Woody on sex
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"Sex is a short cut to everything."

Cumming, Anne on sex
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"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."

Updike, John on sex
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"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."

Dietrich, Marlene on sex
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"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after."

Steinem, Gloria on feminism
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"Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex."

Barnes, Julian on love
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"There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise."

Ash, Mary Kay on praise
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"It seemed that each time we would become proficient at a given task there would be a change made for no apparent reason. It sometimes appeared that changes were made simply because sufficient time had elapsed since the last change. And then our efforts would begin again from the beginning."

Adalphos, General on change
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"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

Niebuhr, Reinhold on change
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be."

Wooden, John on failure
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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

Einstein, Albert on facts
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"Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas."

Sterne, Laurence on amusement
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"Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him."

Proverb on friends and friendship
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"Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense."

Addison, Joseph on nature
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"If you never change your mind, why have one?"

Bono, Edward De on mind
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"The foolish and the dead never change their opinions."

Lowell, James Russell on opinions
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"Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does."

Almanac, Mary S. on change
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"Nothing is lasting but change; nothing perpetual but death."

Borne, Ludwig on change
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"Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely."

Clark, Karen Kaiser on change
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"We must become the change we want to see."

Gandhi, Mahatma on change
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"All change is not growth; all movement is not forward."

Glasgow, Ellen on change
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"Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better."

Hooker, Richard on change
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"When you're through changing, you're through."

Barton, Bruce on change
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"A hero is someone right who doesn't change."

Foreman, George on heroes and heroism
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"The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves."

Madwed, Sidney on change
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"It's the most unhappy people who most fear change."

McLaughlin, Mignon on change
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"Two basic rules of life: 1. Change is Inevitable 2. Everyone Resists Change. Remember this: When you are through changing... you're through."

Unknown, Source on change
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"Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."

Shaw, George Bernard on change
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"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."

Zangwill, Israel on cleverness
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"Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage -- the other fools along and enjoys elaboration."

Twain, Mark on wit   

"Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors."

Twain, Mark on invention and inventor
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"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot."

Twain, Mark on intelligence and intellectuals
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"History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is immortal."

Twain, Mark on history and historians
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

Twain, Mark on gratitude
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"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

Twain, Mark on age and aging
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"Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."

Twain, Mark on friends and friendship
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"Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her."

Twain, Mark on fortune
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"There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!"

Twain, Mark on example
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"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so."

Twain, Mark on knowledge
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