"To stop smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know; I've done it a thousand times."

Twain, Mark on habit
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"Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so, as soon as the novelty is over and the force of the contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh."

Twain, Mark on happiness
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."

Twain, Mark on faith
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"It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so."

Twain, Mark on faith
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"I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher."

Twain, Mark on fools and foolishness
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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

Twain, Mark on fools and foolishness
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"Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy."

Twain, Mark on forgiveness
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"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it"

Twain, Mark on forgiveness
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"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either."

Twain, Mark on freedom
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"Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others."

Twain, Mark on genius
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"I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142. This is no time to be flitting about the earth. I must cease from the activities proper to youth and begin to take on the dignities and gravities and inertia proper to that season of honorable senility which is on its way."

Twain, Mark on age and aging   

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."

Twain, Mark on age and aging
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"In Boston they ask, How much does he know? In New York, How much is he worth? In Philadelphia, Who were his parents?"

Twain, Mark on america
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"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."

Twain, Mark on america
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"Golf is a good walk spoiled."

Twain, Mark on golf
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"A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time."

Twain, Mark on habit
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"What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. No smallest atom of our moral, mental, or physical structure can stand still a year. It grows -- it must grow; nothing can prevent it."

Twain, Mark on growth
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

Twain, Mark on gratitude
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"Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."

Twain, Mark on friends and friendship
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"The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."

Twain, Mark on friends and friendship
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"I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. [About a politician who had recently died]"

Twain, Mark on funerals
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"Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief."

Twain, Mark on funerals
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"He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."

Twain, Mark on futility
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"Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."

Twain, Mark on age and aging
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"Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime."

Twain, Mark on age and aging
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"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

Twain, Mark on age and aging
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"A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval."

Twain, Mark on aid and assistance
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"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."

Twain, Mark on alcohol and alcoholism
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"There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American."

Twain, Mark on america   

"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

Twain, Mark on ambition
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"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."

Twain, Mark on ancestry
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"The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes."

Twain, Mark on age and aging
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"We have the best government that money can buy."

Twain, Mark on government
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"Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame."

Twain, Mark on grammar
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"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

Twain, Mark on government
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"Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world."

Twain, Mark on death
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"The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools."

Confucius on diligence
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"Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon or star."

Confucius on ignorance
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"Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness."

Confucius on kindness
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"With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bent arm for a pillow -- I have still joy in the midst of all these things."

Confucius on joy
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