"Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable."

Allen, Woody | Life and Living | 4 bookmarks

"Life is a long lesson in humility."

Barrie, Sir James M. | Life and Living | 5 bookmarks

"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent."

Bacon, Kevin | Sex | 5 bookmarks

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."

Williams, Robin | Drugs | 3 bookmarks

"Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love."

Wastholm, Peter | Men and Women | 20 bookmarks

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never."

Colton, Charles Caleb | Love | 47 bookmarks