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It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he only had good intentions. He had money as well.
If you laid every economist in the country end to end you would still not reach a conclusion.
If the devil could be persuaded to write a bible, he would title it, You Only Live Once.
If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
No one would talk much in society if they knew how often they misunderstood others.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin they would never have found time to conquer the world.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
We all know that sponges grow in the ocean but I wander how much deeper the ocean would be if that wasn't the case.
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.
Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
I have often thought that if a rational Fascist dictatorship were to exist, then it would choose the American system.
What a wonderful world this would be if there were as many wise people as there are clever people.
We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them.
Quarrels would not last so long if the fault lay only on one side.
If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If there were dreams to sell, what would you buy?
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either.
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If you pray for rain, don't be surprised if you're struck by lightning.
If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would be no lies.
How easy would life be if you were less intelligent!
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
If I had more time I would write a shorter letter.
If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

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