"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

Krutch, Joseph Wood | Ask | 3 bookmarks

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."

Shaw, George Bernard | Experience | 1 bookmarks

"Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?"

Shaw, George Bernard | Jokes and Jokers | 2 bookmarks

"The Jews generally give value. They make you pay; but they deliver the goods. In my experience the men who want something for nothing are invariably Christians."

Shaw, George Bernard | Judaism and Jews | 3 bookmarks

"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it."

Shaw, George Bernard | Atheism | 3 bookmarks

"There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it."

Shaw, George Bernard | Religion | 2 bookmarks

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

Schulz, Charles M. | Humankind | 6 bookmarks