"It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind."

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"We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same."

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"The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman."

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"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk."

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"And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together."

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"One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good."

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"Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to."

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"I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contribute to our present misery, than one spoonful of water thrown upon a rat already drowned would contribute to his death; and that the present plentiful harvest, although it should be followed by a dozen ensuing, would no more restore us, than it would the rat aforesaid to put him near the fire, which might indeed warm his fur-coat, but never bring him back to life."

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"Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he cannot give to one without robbing another. I very well know to whom I would give the first place in my friendship, but they are not in the way, I am condemned to another scene, and therefore I distribute it in pennyworths to those about me, and who displease me least, and should do the same to my fellow prisoners if I were condemned to a jail."

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"Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires."

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"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

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"The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier."

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"No wise man ever wished to be younger."

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"Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old."

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"Better belly burst than good liquor be lost."

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"Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping."

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"In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my hearty vote to cut his throat before he married."

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"Faith! he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter."

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"I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning."

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"Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived."

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"What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly."

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"What some people invent the rest enlarge."

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"Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age."

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"Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age."

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"All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits."

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