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"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."

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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."

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"Can we talk?"

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