"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."

Peter, Laurence J. on Advertising
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"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."

Peter, Laurence J. on Democracy
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"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."

Peter, Laurence J. on Education
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"Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert."

Peter, Laurence J. on Experts
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"Men now monopolize the upper levels depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence."

Peter, Laurence J. on Feminism
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"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."

Peter, Laurence J. on Friends and Friendship
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"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."

Peter, Laurence J. on Intelligence and Intellectuals
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"Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them."

Peter, Laurence J. on Miracles
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"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you."

Peter, Laurence J. on Opinions
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"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."

Peter, Laurence J. on Originality
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"Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it."

Peter, Laurence J. on Politicians and Politics
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"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."

Peter, Laurence J. on Power
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"Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter."

Peter, Laurence J. on Prejudice
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"Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them."

Peter, Laurence J. on Problems
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"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings."

Peter, Laurence J. on Psychiatry
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"Reality is for people who can't face drugs."

Peter, Laurence J. on Reality
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"If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again."

Peter, Laurence J. on Success
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"Man cannot live by incompetence alone."

Peter, Laurence J. on Ability
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"Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?"

Peter, Laurence J. on Wealth
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