"Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot."

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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

Nash, Ogden on Age and Aging
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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

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"Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker."

Nash, Ogden on Alcohol and Alcoholism
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"No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed."

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"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."

Nash, Ogden on Happiness
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"Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope."

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"A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick."

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"Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor."

Nash, Ogden on Life and Living
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"The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk."

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"There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it."

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"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."

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"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open."

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"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"

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"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."

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"How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!"

Nash, Ogden on Obesity
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"Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!"

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"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

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"Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him."

Nash, Ogden on Politicians and Politics
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"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs."

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"Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long."

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"One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence."

Nash, Ogden on Remorse
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"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."

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"I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it."

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"Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year."

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"The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin."

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"They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball."

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"And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more."

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"The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift."

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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

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"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation."

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"If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate."

Nash, Ogden on Wives
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"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."

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"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for."

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"I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it."

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"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."

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