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David Barry, Jr. (born July 3, 1947) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. · Can we improve this biography or this incorrect? Post your comments or consult wikipedia

"Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told."

Barry, Dave on Democracy
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"Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."

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"There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece."

Barry, Dave on Humankind
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"Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."

Barry, Dave on Men and Women
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"What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series."

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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."

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"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."

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