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· <blockquote><a href="http://quotationsbook.com/author/4763/">Quotes by <em>Marx, Groucho</em></a></blockquote><br> From <a href="http://quotationsbook.com">Quotations Book</a> ·

Julius Henry Marx, known as Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 August 19, 1977), was an American comedian, working both with his siblings, the Marx Brothers, and on his own. · Can we improve this biography? Write us your version

"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."

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"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

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"There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man."

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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."

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"There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked."

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"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."

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"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women."

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"One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife."

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"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

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"I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member."

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