"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

Hope, Bob on Age and Aging
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

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"I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap."

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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

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"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."

Hope, Bob on Happiness
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"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."

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"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]"

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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it."

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"I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

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"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

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"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."

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