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Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the line "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme. · Can we improve this biography? Write us your version

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

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"I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people."

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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

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"My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!"

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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

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"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

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"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

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"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."

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